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Jim Florentine's Terrorizing Telemarketers Volume 3
Joe Florentine
We know how everybody despises telemarketers. They are always calling you at the worst time, bothering you with products that you could care less about. You think to yourself, "When is this going to end?, When are they going to stop calling me?" Comedian Jim Florentine figured if they are going to bother him all the time, he might as well bother them back! So he started taping his phone conversations with them. From pretending to take a dump, to chewing in their ear, to getting robbed in the middle of a conversation, to just plain acting like a retard! As heard on the Howard Stern show Terrorizing Telemarketers CD 1 & 2 will have you and your friends begging for more!!!
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Jim Florentine's Terrorizing Telemarketers Volumes 1 & 2
Joe Florentine
We know how everybody despises telemarketers. They are always calling you at the worst time, bothering you with products that you could care less about. You think to yourself, "When is this going to end?, When are they going to stop calling me?" Comedian Jim Florentine figured if they are going to bother him all the time, he might as well bother them back! So he started taping his phone conversations with them. From pretending to take a dump, to chewing in their ear, to getting robbed in the middle of a conversation, to just plain acting like a retard! As heard on the Howard Stern show Terrorizing Telemarketers CD 1 & 2 will have you and your friends begging for more!!!
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Jim Florentine's Terrorizing Telemarketers Volumes 1, 2, & 3
Joe Florentine
We know how everybody despises telemarketers. They are always calling you at the worst time, bothering you with products that you could care less about. You think to yourself, "When is this going to end?, When are they going to stop calling me?" Comedian Jim Florentine figured if they are going to bother him all the time, he might as well bother them back! So he started taping his phone conversations with them. From pretending to take a dump, to chewing in their ear, to getting robbed in the middle of a conversation, to just plain acting like a retard! As heard on the Howard Stern show Terrorizing Telemarketers CD 1 & 2 will have you and your friends begging for more!!!
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Ketchup Bottle Lamp
CMI
What a great tweak on the classic Lava Lamp. Retro Motion Lamps in the dark is absolutely fantastic. The vibrant red of the Ketchup Bottle, the spacey glow of the Milk, and the neon glow of the Orange Juice. Each Retro Motion Lamp's bottle is made with fine clear glass, on a heat resistant plastic frame. Dimensions of the Retro Motion Lamps: H: 16" L: 5.5" W: 5.5"
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Kinetic Flashlight
Fascinations
You might have squeezed some orange juice, squeezed a pimple or two. Now it's time to squeeze the handle of this unique, clear cased kinetic flashlight, thus creating a magnetic field (kinetic motion), thus creating an electric current, thus resulting in a bright light without batteries, thus having me stop typing...thus! Give the gift of light!
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Kip Dynamite Plush Doll - Napoleon Dynamite
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Kip Dynamite Napoleon Dynamite Talking Plush Doll Kip is the biggest player of the three. He says a couple of his most entrancing pick up lines like:· "You can say that again" · "We both know I'm training to become a cage fighter." · "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."· "I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too."· "That's what I'm talkin' about." Only $8.95! That's what I'm talking about!!
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Latke Larry - Unique Singing Chanukah Gift
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Latke Larry Singing Hanukah Doll How do you spell Hanukah anyway? Or is it Chanukah or maybe Hanukkah? Latke Larry won't answer that question but he is The World's Only Talking Action Hanukah Gift!! Latke Larry has a very unique Hanukah song to sing for you, voiced by Jerry Stiller from Seinfeld, Zoolander, King Of Queens and a multitude of other Tv and filmcredits. Click Here to listen Jerry Stiller's Latke Larry Song. Idea: Make Latke Larry part of the nightly lighting ceremony of the candles on the Menorah. Latke Larry even includes a very special Latke recipe on the back just in time for Hanukkah. All kidding aside, all of the distributors profits from Latke Larry The Singing Hanukkah Doll go to the Friendship Circle, a charity setup to help teens with special needs. So pick up a Latke Larry and you'll feel doubly good. A little bit of humor, and a little bit of charity. Latke Larry is the most unique Hanukkah gift around!! Get one for yourself, your kinderlach and your bubbie for only $16.95 a piece!!
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Lick-O-Meter
Basic Fun
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop? Well this clever keychain contraption counts every one! Tootsie Pop or any other lolly fits inside the keychain counter and licks are tallied on the LCD read out. Comes complete with one Tootsie Pop and batteries are included.
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Light Up Starry Night Pillow
Unemployed Philosophers
An improvement on the original for less than seventy million dollars. When you press the moon on this pillow, watch its stars light up!! Perhaps the world's first light-up pillow!!
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Linda Lollies - After Dinner Collection
Lindas Lollies
If you haven't had the pleasure of a Linda's Lollie you don't what your missing. As I integrate Linda's Lollies into our gallery I must say, I'm in a state of bliss!! For the last half hour I've been tongue tied with a Chocolate Covered Banana Lollie. As a matter of fact these incredibly delicious gourmet lollies will last a whole hour!! And now for the best news their fewer than 100 calories each!! Amaretto Crème-De-Menthe Orange Liqueur Pina Colada Sherry Irish Crème Sambuca Coffee Liqueur
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Lingerie Bottom Dressed Hanger
McNaughton
Forgot coming out the closet when you have these fun-tastic Dressed Hangers!!
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Lingerie Top Dressed Hanger
McNaughton
Forgot coming out the closet when you have these fun-tastic Dressed Hangers!!
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Lobster Boat Model
Authentic Models
Filled with lobster traps, ready to take off for the Atlantic for the new catch of the day.This masterful craft makes for a great gift for the lobster lover or for that executives desk. This is a keeper, measures L: 25" x W: 9" x H: 9.25" We're proud to be associated with Authentic Models the makers of this fine vessel. Exquisite wood carvings, intricate details, sand-cast brass, polished to a high gloss keeps their competitors far behind in their wake.
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Love Magic Mug
Houze of Glass
All you need is love....forget that,ÿ it's a materialistic world. All you really need is the LoveÿMug and then maybe you'll end up snug on a rug, if you know what I mean. The magic happens once any hot liquid is poured into the Love Mug....theÿsilhouette of the two lovers on the lake metamorphously changes into those most magical words, I Love You. This unique mug resets itself once it cools (imagine no batteries needed...how about that) Furthermore, this mug is dishwasher and micro-wave safe. Try this Unique Gift Idea...Don't spill the coffee beans. Let the recipient be completely surprised of the picture change. However, if the surprise is too much that they end up spilling their boiling beverage, we can't be held responsible.
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Love Punch Boxer Hamster
Sunstar Industries
These are the wonderful collectible Gemmy's Dancing Hamsters. We will be adding new ones all the time so please make sure to check back.
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Love Rats
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Even rats have to love. The love rats are the most beautiful rats we've seen to date. Even cuter then the office pet rat (well he lives in the walls)Each Love Rat is 4 1/4" long, made of durable vinyl with painted hearts on each rat. The white Love Rat is named Whitey. The red one is named Redd or Bloody Rat for a little British feel. Whatever you prefer. Get your own pair of love rats and you can get more creative with their names than me. Yours for only $7.95
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