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Mr. T. In Your Pocket Keychain
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Your key for personnel safety!!! Forget the Mace and Brass Knuckles just slip in the Mr. T. In Your Pocket Keychain and your secure as a member of the A-TEAM!!! The buttons produce 6 classic T phrases: I pity the fool. Don’t gimme no back talk, sucka. Quit your jibba jabba. Don’t make me mad (growl). First name mister, middle name period, last name T. Shut up, fool. The item measures approximately 3.5 inches long. Batteries included.
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Musical Candle
Candle Song Inc.
Should you seek a romantic dinner with candlelight sound, This aroma therapeutic candle is what you've found. Scented of rose and colored of pink, You can't go wrong, I should think. Simply ignite the wick, then step back and stand free, This candle plays "You light up my life" in CD quality. This romantic candle includes with the tune, An on/off switch with adjustable volume. So unpack your candle and plan your delight, A complimentary battery helps start the night.
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Musical White House Cookie Jar
Fundamental
Hail to the Chief or should I say cookies!! Go ahead be scandalous and sneak a late night snack. However be forewarned when you lift the cover your cover will be blown! For the Musical WhiteHouse Cookie Jar plays the tune "Star Spangled Banner" and "Hail to the Chief" Being patriotic has never been so much delicious fun!! Batteries included.
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My Pretty Nose Hair
Accoutrements
Everybody has fond memories of sitting on Grandpa's lap and lovingly braiding his nose hair. Finally, that fun can be yours anytime with My Pretty Nose Hair. This large 3" plastic nose has adhesive on the inside to attach to your actual nose and two thick 2-1/2" shocks of hair hanging out of the nostrils. Wear it or keep it as a loving pet, either way you'll find yourself whispering, "I love you My Pretty Nose Hair" and knowing in your heart that it loves you just as much. Packaged on an illustrated blistercard.
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Napoleon Dynamite Plush Doll
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Napoleon Dynamite Talking Plush Doll Napoleon is outfitted in his favorite t-shirt that does not have a picture of a Unicorn. Squeeze Napoleon and he'll say 6 phrases: · "The worst day of my life, what do you think!" · "But my lips hurt real bad."· "Such an idiot."· "Dang"· "A liger, its pretty much my favorite animal, its like a lion and a tiger mixed, bred for its skills in magic."· "You stay home and you eat all the fricken chips, Kip!" A sweet deal at $8.95!
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Napoleon Dynamite Talking Keychain
Basic Fun
Your key to sweetness!!! Get rid of the fluffy unicorn keychain with the Napoleon Dynamite Keychain!!! The buttons produce 6 classic Napoleonisms: * "Lucky" * "Can you bring in my chapstick... my lips hurt real bad." * "Frickin Idiot" * "GOSH!" * "A liger... It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed, bred for it's skills in magic." * "I like your sleeves...they're real big." All I hope is that they make the Kip Talking Keychain next. The item measures approximately 3.5 inches long. Batteries included. Colors may vary. The World's Sweetest Keychain for Only $5.95!!
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Napoleon Dynamite Talking Pen
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This is no regular boring pen. This is the Napoleon Dynamite Talking Pen. Click the bright red button, and the pen will spew one Napoleon Dynamite's best quotes. Say goodbye to Bics and hello the Napoleon Dynamite Talking Pen. Whether you need a little bit of Napoleon at work and to even sneak in a quote during class to make the other kids laugh, The Napoleon Dynamite Talking Pen is sweetest writing accessory, you'll ever own, guaranteed. Click to produce 7 classic Napoleonisms including: * "Yessss!" * "Whatever I feel like I wanna do, GOSH!" * "Frickin Idiot" * "GOSH!" * "Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner"and of course, * "Sweeeeet!" Don't worry about the Napoleon Dynamite Talking Pen crapping out after a few clicks, the pen's non-replaceable batteries last a minimum of 3,000 to 5,500 playbacks. The patent pending technology in the Napoleon Dynamite Talking Pen produces great sound at just the right volume. This is a quality pen with a thermal transfer of Napoleon's picture on it, not just a junky sticker. The Napoleon Dynamite Talking Pen stands 5-1/2" high. Officially licensed by 20th Century FOX Comes in a collectible blister card. The World's Sweetest Talking Pen for Only $6.95!! The Napoleon Dynamite Talking Pens are in very limited quantities and will probably be long gone, like Rico's hair, by the holidays. This is the year's only shipment.
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Nice Underwear Doormat
Imports Unlimited
C’mon, you know you laughed when you saw the picture of the Nice Underwear Door Mat. Sometimes an item comes along that is so brilliant that it just shocks you. It's like, "Why didn't I think of that?" Then you wonder why you don't own it yet. I don't know why either. The Nice Underwear Doormat will make you the funniest man alive before you friends even walk through the door. This is a high quality doormat, not just a flimsy little regular old one. It measures: 18" by 30" by 1" Toss the Welcome Mat in the Trash for only $13.95!!
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Nigel Hamster
Sunstar Industries
These are the wonderful collectible Gemmy's Dancing Hamsters. We will be adding new ones all the time so please make sure to check back.
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Obsessive Compulsive Gift Set
Fridge Fun
Fresh New Fragrance Eau de Gefilte Fish Contains - a 3 ounce Body Detergent, a 3.5 ounce bar soap, a 4 ounce body wash and a travel sized, high quality lotion. Gift bag and exfoliating mesh sponge are included for free!
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Old Century Baseball Game
Front Porch Classics
First there was instant potatoes. Now there is the instant heirloom!! Old Century Baseball Game is indeed a handsome, highly detailed game built to last with crafted aged wood!! This fun-filled game transports you and your loved ones to a simpler time. Gather around and forget the batteries!! Enjoy the pinball style action as you go for singles, doubles, triples and yes even the Grand Slam!! However, watch out for the Outs!! Give your home decor a home run with the Old Century Baseball Game. Adorn your coffee table with this great past time, conversation piece!!
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Once Biiten Cookie Cutter
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Baron Bob here and let me just say, I hate when everyone scarf's down my fresh baked cookies. Well revenge is the sweetest dish served cold. Star Trek Movie Wrath Of Khan. Just take out your handy dandy Once Bitten Cookie Cutter and kick it up a notch, really it kicks out some notches and makes your cookies look as if some maniac decided to take a bite out of each! Wow, what a deterrent!! Once-Bitten Cookie Cutter is approximately 3 inches in diameter, and made in America out of durable, shiny copper.
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Oops! They Did It Again! Movie Flubs Book
Kensington Publishing
From The Creators Of OOPS! Comes an all-new blunder batch of epic proportions! In Glory, as a group of children wave to a platoon of soldiers, one child (in the lower right hand corner of the screen) is wearing a gloriously translucent digital watch (01:01) OOPS! As the Spy Kids explore a hideout, Juni snaps a handcuff around his right wrist, then it jumps onto his left wrist and then back around his right. (00:35) OOPS! In The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring, Gandalf pins Sam on a table, while books and papers behind the hobbit keep moving on the floor (00:35) OOPS! They Did It Again! Oh, what the heck, who's going to notice? Well, for starters, Matteo Molinari and Jim Kamm who have obsessively catalogued, sorted, scrutinized, and 100% verified the biggest blockbuster bloopers, gaffes, and mistakes ever unreeled before our eyes. In this equally compulsive follow-up to Oops! Movie Mistakes That Made the Cut*, they actually deliver what most sequels only promise: absolutely all-new material! Plus: More directors, casts, running times and years of release More uncredited cameos More fun facts and side-bar trivia More bloopers time-coded down to the minute More oddities, mistakenly reported errors, and debunked movie lore
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Orange Juice Motion Lamp
CMI
What a great tweak on the classic Lava Lamp. Retro Motion Lamps in the dark is absolutely fantastic. The vibrant red of the Ketchup Bottle, the spacey glow of the Milk, and the neon glow of the Orange Juice. Each Retro Motion Lamp's bottle is made with fine clear glass, on a heat resistant plastic frame. Dimensions of the Retro Motion Lamps: H: 16" L: 5.5" W: 5.5"
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Orange Plug-In Knight Light tm
Unique Products
Made of high-quality resin and hand-painted in stunning detail, the smallest of the Knight Lights comes with a 7-watt type C bulb and is UL tested and approved. Its gentle illumination is appropriate for any room in the house, and is available in four colors: blue, green, orange, and purple. May this Knight be your own protector, steadfast and brave. He stands watch over all who sleep within their glow!
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Orioles MLB Checkers
Big League Promotions
Official Major League Baseball ? Merchandise...Take me out to the checkerboard!! Select a team from the listing below and we'll include a major rival for them to play. Each Baseball Checkers comes complete with game board and 24 batting helmets (12 of the team you select and 12 of the rival team we pick) Teams Available: Atlanta Braves, Baltimore Orioles, Cleveland Indians, New York Yankees.
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